#more at 9

[mpregeminem]

i ate early showered dried my hair changed the sheets brushed my teeth put my face cream moisturized my lips killed the lights and got into bed and let me tell you. my feet entering the cold new bed sheets felt like what that dude from american pie that sticks his dick in the pie must have felt

[jemtokall]

Short lived

[speakofthedebbie]

>talks val down from shooting up the Hotel so he doesnt ruin their Brand Image™

>immediately throws a hissy fit and causes a city-wide blackout when he finds out his ex-crush friend is back

[vomitpukey]

The former god of death, everybody.

Clearly, cult life is an upgrade from his previous position.

[shushposting]

Somebody told Vox about #viddies and he’s embarrassed

[primedayart]

BREAKING: local lady very angry at weather, yells at cloud

the cloud is a dragon

[kosmicsandshoes]

soongebob :)

spungrobbrt :]

[d-1hater]

I <3 having a sexuality crisis at 3am

[owchie-wowchie]

*lays dramatically on my farting couch* no, that wasn't a typo

[minsu-the-cowardly-human]

Onceler is definitely my top babygirl right now but I don't know if Jojo is.

Only saying cuz I keep hearing he's 16 and obviously I don't want to say that if he is(granted I'm 16 myself but idk it's weird, I always simp on characters older than me, even just by a year).

Though that could just be fanon fodder but idk

Also ik babygirl isn't inherently a sexual term or anything but I don't like using it on characters who are underage. Idk it just feels gross to me personally

[mpregeminem]

i've found myself indulging in saying TONIGHT!! in my head in Carl's voice from aqua teen hunger force at various points of the week. i'll look it up so you guys can say it w me

[localguy2]

Local guy.

guess what Ya BOI HERE JUST CAME UP WITH A NEW ZANE HEADCANNON‼️‼️

okay here me out…..zane has ✨camouflage(aka the ability to blend in with ones surroundings , just like a chameleon ).

why do I think this you say….well if zane has holograms that he uses to pose as other people aka what he did to pretend to be clutch powers ,then why wouldn’t he use that ability to hide and appear invisible …just let that sink in

do you agree?

On absolutely I agree with this, he would be able to camouflage with his surroundings and I'm kinda surprised the writers haven't already acknowledged this

You know it also makes me question the nindroids in Rebooted

Those guys could literally turn invisible and they weren't even that strong as in most cases Zane was able to defeat them alone

And his titanium form is MOST definitely more advanced then them, and I assume he only gets more advanced as time passes by, so I'm actually pretty confused as to why he doesn't have invisibility already

(ig the writers don't wanna make Zane OP by him having an invisibility cloak and camouflage, boooooooo >:()

[helianthus21]

Alright imma hand in my resignation

[skiel-infinity]

hey!! this is chance and here’s week 5’s prompt. your oc suddenly gets transported to a mall. what store(s) would they go in? would they buy anything? what would they think? tell me about the experience.

The first thing that played in my head was the Coconut Mall theme when I read this

Yeah so Hazel is going straight to the Hot Topic. In fact, she's pretty much a regular there. She doesn't always find stuff that fits her style, but Hazel would still muse over what she would look like in the classic Hot Topic style. One day she'll try it, but she never gets around to it. She's mostly here for the skirts anyway.

If and once she finds something that tickles her fancy, Hazel would wander around to see what the rest of the mall is like, hoping she runs into a candy store or a toy/plush shop. That's where you can guarantee she'll buy something.

Now I know I said Hazel goes straight to hot topic, but the place Hazel REALLY buys from is Claire's. Which in my local mall is right next to a Spencer's 😆

[fearnotthedemons]

judge jury and executioner on the he would not fucking say that council

[voidclawing]

‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ `` Guh — !? ``

‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍and here he thought he could be left alone for a day... ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍no, never. the desire was far too wishful, far too optimistic.

‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍there would always be someone that had to get at him somehow, be it by doing something nefarious involving his mask, or... ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍in this case...

‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍his ears.

‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍the sudden scritch, scritch, scritching against one of them raises alarms, and he pulls himself away from the hand quickly, sending an accusatory glare behind him the second the contact is cut. ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍

‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ `` Hands off! ``

‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍it could have gone worse for @doomstarmagician. ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍